HIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
No sleeping over - unless sex is very good and we have to repeat it in the morning but don't expect breakfast.
No meeting in public, except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening (when absolutely necessary)
No calls before 9 pm--we don't have something to talk about. If you wanna get in touch....TEXT!
No emotional discussions about where this thing is headed or potential love blossoming etc.
No plans made in advance--that's why we're each other "backup" . An out-of-town hook-up is an exception to the rule. Even then, it's a one-time advance call.
No baby talk--however,dirty talks is highly encouraged.
Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK.
No falling asleep right after sex--if it's over, we get our asses up and go home. If you need money for a taxi just ask. Don't ask me to drop you off unless sex is incredible.
We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes the both of us--so no repeat requests.
Doggie-style is preferred--the less eye contact, the better.
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5 comments:
Angas ah!
Pero alam mo dude, tama ka na dapat meron ngang rules pagdating sa FUBU set up. Medyo minsan kasi nagiging malabo ang lines eh.
Welcome to blogspace. Yaan mo, susuportahan kita dito.
Mejo nabigla ako sa sex rules slash guidelines mo. Until I read the title again, sa FUBU pala ibig mo sabihin.
I agree with Mugen, maangas nga. Hehehe =)
thanks mugen!
i was just looking for good-reads and i found yours. i know there's a lot out there.
thanks mr. scheez!
actually, i dont want to follow rules. but it (the fubu agreement) will prevent us from falling (in love) with our fubu.
i heard rules are meant to be broken.
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